Corrupting young Children

Today i decided to run the roulette at the Chanukah carnival. This says three things about me. First of all it tells you that i am Jewish. yes i am Jewish and if you suddenly closed my blog because you saw that in my post then you will miss out on the inifinity plus one solution. Second of all it says that i did what the name of the post says “corrupted joung children” i got the most tickets spent at my booth out of the entire carnival. the exact number got lost several times in my attempts to tally the results so the generally accepted value for the amount of tickets i suckered out of people is about 250. This value is most likely completely inaccurate but you try counting those things and not being interupted by one of the kids you got addicted. Lastly my throat is killing me.

Yes I understand that i call my mother mentally disturbed and here I am getting kids addicted to gambling, but you have to understand what i did today to those kids is like a billionth of the evil that my mom practices on a daily basis.

Well i guess i can’t avoid it so i have to explain what infinity plus one equals. Infinity in the numerical form would have to be an endless chain of the highest possible digit in that base. So in base ten, Infinity is an endless chain of nine’s. If you have a chain of nines that are limited and add one you end up with a one trailed by a chain of zeroes. If you have infinity and you add one you end up with an endless chain of zeroes as the one forces each following nine to be a zero and then places a one in the spot ahead to cancel out the next nine. Functionally if you analyze the process you would get a chain of zeroes with the one continuing to cancel the next number to a zero. By this process you would end up with an endless chain of zeroes with that one just ensuring that it continues to cancel out the next nine into a zero and if you have an endless chain of zero’s you end up with zero such as.

  • 000= 0
  • 000000000000=0
  • 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000=0

this fact would make the equation of infinity plus one equal zero.

Something i do not understand the neccessity for pain in the human body but i will leave that for next post.

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3 Comments »

  1. man, you guys shoulda SEEN the one kid!
    he had a ticket on every number!!!

  2. bluben Said:

    WELL that was the best way to get the most tickets. If you filled the board with twenty tickets you got twenty six tickets back. In this case he makes quite a profit if it wasn’t for the fact that you can’t turn the prize tickets into cash.

  3. themarcher Said:

    You know I was voted with the superlative “Most Likely to Corrupt Little Children”. xD.

    Pain is necessary. For without pain, you cannot know joy. It is that simple. It also allows you to enable fight or flight reactions, and save yourself from permanent or severe damage. You got an answer part philosophical and part psychological. Yay!


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